Reasons I am glad to be home in Wellington again

1/ No more flights
2/ No more airports
3/ No more aircraft safety messages
4/ Sleeping in my own bed
5/ Real friends who don’t require me to be too polite
6/ I can scan a crowd and realistically expect to see people that I know
7/ Free text weekends
8/ 1209 songs on my work computer to listen to
9/ Lack of terrorist activity
10/ Four days with no sweat